Fortunately, a shark can’t be arrested. Believe us, we’ve tried. We actually tried to have a shark arrested for sneaking watermelon from our brunch plate back in the late 1990s. Were we mad? No. We were jealous. Who doesn’t love watermelon? It’s crisp, delicious and lovely. We were actually jealous of the shark for creeping out of the ocean and taking a big bite.

Thankfully, the shark took a chomp out of the brunch watermelon...and not our backside. Save your backside and praise the wonderfully fruit loving shark with these sweet boxer shorts. An unrivalled comfort...even when put up against the toothy shark.

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